Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Camping and Memorial Day

Regardless of the scorching heat, fire restriction, and lack of sleep, camping wasn’t too bad. We set up the tent and then went to a presentation about scorpions at the ranger station where we also watched the ranger feed dead mice to snakes.



The cousins joined us for the sleepless evening.
Also, I was discovered on Memorial Day. Discovered to be a dork, that is.
I have decided that the following video will be a must-watch any time my ego gets out of check. Keeping me humble! I swear they air-brushed 10 pounds into my cheeks.

After my struggle with words in public, I penned the following about our Memorial Day:

Today we gathered with about 80 members of the Udall family, spanning 4 generations to celebrate my great uncles and other heroes who have died for our country. We salute them because our freedom is not free. It has been paid for and is currently being paid for by the lives of several people. I know from time abroad that there are several levels of freedom and in this country we enjoy a freedom that is rich and full. Likewise, all humans experience varying levels of spiritual freedom based on our memorialization of the only perfect blood ever spilt.
I have recently finished the books “The Hiding Place” and “Unbroken,” and have started “Valkyrie” which all chronicle the horrors of war and the brave who fight against it. Powerful freedom.

Monday, May 27, 2013

Claire = 5

Claire's present touting has temporarily subsided. The new 5-year old got some clothes and a few games yesterday and a bday dinner with cousins and a few friends. Friday night we ate at IHOP and Saturday we rode large waterslides, ate at In-N-Out and got shaved ice at Bahama Buck's.
And of course there was a piñata

Happy 5th little girlie! A bday tradition we have started is saying something we love about the bday child over IHOP pancakes. David said he loves the way Claire treats other people and I always thinking about them. I said that in the last year she has turned a weakness of not liking to clean her room into a strength of becoming a master cleaner. Elijah said she makes him laugh.

Friday, May 24, 2013

1 DECADE

David and I celebrated a decade of marriage by traveling together to a few job interview sans children. On our way I read some of our honeymoon journal. I remembered the palpable Spirit as we were sealed in the temple. A few comments from the journal: “We went around and kissed and hugged everyone. Grandpa Udall whispered in my ear, ‘When your parents got married they kissed over the altar a little longer.’ I only gave David a millisecond peck and people chuckled b/c it was so short. I whispered back to grandpa, ‘I’ll save that for later.’ Lexi said that she knew I was getting a choice guy b/c anyone who hugged their mom as long as David did had to be a good man.” The night before our wedding we rented out a trolley car. We ate Popeye’s Chicken with friends and family as the trolley moseyed down St Charles. One more line from the journal from that night b/c it perfectly proves that I am my father’s daughter and David is his grandma’s grandson. “I was only able to talk to Grandma Maria for a couple seconds, but her comment was perfect. She told me my dad sweats like a fat man.”
We got into NYC around midnight and had a nice stroll through the city. It really is the city that never sleeps: the following night David decided to have a gourmet steak at 1am… where else can you do that? The trip brought back a lot of memories of the city: shopping at the drug store, the smell of pothole steam, the melting-pot-diversity. I walked around while David had his interviews. Then we ate at Yakitori Totto, a Japanese restaurant (but no rice, tempura, or sushi). My belly has gone into remission. Then we saw Pippin, a Broadway show that the concierge assured me had, “only one tastefully-done orgy scene."
The next day we flew to Chicago. From Chicago we drove down to Nauvoo. A lot of time in the car without kids meant we were able to choose the music (as opposed to “Baby Beluga” on repeat—I swear, Iris is a task-master) which meant I got some good dancing in. As teenagers both David and I loved the church dances. But David lived for the slow dances while I jiggied to the fast dances.  
  Nauvoo marked the second time in our marriage we have stayed at a bed and breakfast. The first time was the night of our wedding in NOLA. The owners gave us an anti-birth-control lecture over our first breakfast as a married couple. Our Nauvoo bed and breakfast was in the former home of Willard Richards. We slept in what used to be the attic where temple ceremonies were performed before the Nauvoo temple was completed.
We also went to the Webb blacksmith shop and the Kimball home (I am a descendant of both families). We danced on the same ballroom floor as Joseph Smith and got a brick made from local clay. David and I both watched the dedication of the Nauvoo temple; he watched it in Guatemala and I did in Chile.  
We also went to Carthage where Joseph Smith was martyred. The Spirit in both cities was beautiful.
We drove back to Chicago through the stormy countryside. It was the day of the tornados that hit 5 states; some of them were in Illinois. The trip was slightly scary in places, but the scenery was beautiful.

For Spanish speakers, the name “Chi-cago” is similar to a Chilean city David and I stayed in in Chile: Maipu, pronounced “my poo.” We stayed in Maipu, Chile for a week and every day on the way back, we asked each other whether we were ready to eat and sleep in “my poo.” We giggled every time; it really never got old. Chicago is just as thrilling as Maipu.
Thanks to the work interviews, part of our trip was complimentary, like the 20th floor suite at the Ritz Carlton.
We went to the art museum. American Gothic:
The bean
 The Sears Tower is the tallest American building.
 
 And we ate pig ears at the Purple Pig. At the neighboring table, marrow was scooped out of the bones. Nevertheless, the food was quite exquisite.

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Hidden Treasures

Iris hides for 2 reasons.
1) She hides under the blankets on my bed with my phone to look at family pictures or play angry birds.
2) She hides under the dining room table to eat a stick of butter. I'm not sure how long this one has been there.

More Projects

I’ve had a silly goal since spring cleaning has infected me: I need to overflow the garbage can every week. For the past few weeks I’ve been filling it with leaves under bushes that should have been raked 6 months ago. This week I had a different plan: tossing the bathroom carpet that I have abhorred for so long. I told David, “I think I’m going to rip the carpet out, because I can’t imagine there’s anything worse than a bodily-fluid-soaked-carpeted bathroom.” Apparently there is: a floor of crumbling cement pockmarked with rusty nails minus the nail heads, thus rusty stakes just waiting to test the viability of our tetanus vaccinations… although the exfoliating potential for my heels is phenomenal. I had recently “finished” (definition in my language: I’m sick of the disorder this project is causing so let’s get the darn thing over with even though it’s not half as good as I imagined it would be) the built-in bookcase. For that project I first cut out an outlet and patched the drywall and then installed a new electrical outlet inside the bookcase, raised the height of the shelves to the ceiling, installed trim and crown molding, drilled holes for wires to pass through, added an extra shelf, and painted. I did seek professional help when the ground wire snapped and a friend scared me with talks of wall fires. And the helper also had a pneumatic nail gun which made the molding installation much easier.

After all work was done, pre paint:
Post paint:

As soon as I “finished,” I had this frenzy grow in me again, something to the tune of, “Crap, the kids are going to be out of school soon which means I need to cram a million projects into a few weeks.” But the kids helped me pull the carpet out of the bathroom last night. Since I had already destroyed the 80s light fixture and the removed-carpet now showcases our warped vanity which is illuminated by naked fluorescent bulbs, I have a feeling there will be no rest for the weary.
In other news, David and I will be celebrating a decade of marriage next week by escaping our disorderly house to roam the Southwest US.

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Kid Update

We are due for an update! Bug collecting is in full force. The kids categorize most bugs as ladybugs and Claire names all of them Junior.
Elijah received “Diary of a Wimpy Kid” for Easter. Although it definitely falls under what I would term “fart literature,” he finished it in about 2 weeks on his own prerogative, so I’m ok with it. He still has a healthy love of trouble—got kicked out of track practice. I won’t go off on my rage about the city hiring teenaged coaches who have no interest in discipline nor teaching, but the fact remains that E likes touching (wrestling, taunting, fighting, aka loving in E language) people more than people like to be touched. He made the cut for a competitive soccer team and remains the top scorer on his rec team. Tactics include abrupt screaming and lots of trash talk to both the opposing team and his own. The screaming has carried over into the home lately, especially since David foolishly introduced the 3 to Jackson’s “Thriller” and Claire is particularly edgy about zombies and ghouls. Sign language was covered in school recently and he signs a lot of his answers to me. In preparation for his baptism, he and David have been doing more intense Book of Mormon reading. As always, Elijah isn’t too interested in toys unless his friends are. He spent his life savings ($14) on a muscle man bc his friend had one and he liked it for about a day. Now he’s onto Bay Blades.
 Claire is on the second box of Bob books mainly bc I'm a slacker and haven't pushed her, but she’s progressing quickly. She's still ever the diva (much to Elijah’s annoyance)with her imaginative songs. And she’s already immersed in girl drama, concerned about who said what about her and they definitely aren’t invited to her bday party anymore. She has a powerful baby magnet and it’s hard for her to concentrate on anything besides cooing and caressing when a baby is in sight. She only wears dresses and I’m thrilled that she doesn't mind wearing her brother’s hand-me-down undies. Many conversations with Claire start with, “There's good news and bad news...” And my girl is always very thoughtful and considerate towards others.
Iris still changes clothes hourly. She tells people to get out of her room, out of her house, and out of her car. The child is possessive bc she can be and usually wins bc she is the baby. She is on-again, off-again potty training and has an ever-runny nose, which is good for her b/c as she says, “I like mocos.” Her daily prayers are filled with "gracias" for long lists of her friends and family (she has an excellent memory for names) and for popcorn...still the only thing she eats consistently, besides her mocos, of course.

Monday, April 1, 2013

Easter

Happy Easter. I struggle to make the holidays more spiritual, mainly b/c commercialism hits me in the face every time I go to the store and the atonement is subtle and takes more preparation than throwing candy in the basket after picking up some milk. We watched the following video in church today. It was especially personal this year b/c at the moment of His agony, Jesus was 33, like me. What if I were in His place, looking back on my life. Although, I believe He wasn’t thinking about His life, but forward to ours.


We also saw the Easter pageant at the temple. Even though Iris overdosed on her crazy pills that night, it was a fairly pleasant experience. And due to several Easter egg hunts, the kids learned that 1 jelly bean per plastic egg is stingy. This is about as good as the Easter pictures got:

General Conferece

General Conference weekend! We picked up Elijah on Saturday night and then headed to the Provo Creamery. Fortunately for us, Elijah's fr...