Happy Bday my man! I'll probably gift-wrap the economy pack of licorice you bought yourself a few days ago, but don't worry, I'm sure you'll read this post after, so it will still be a surprise.
On with life! First, a test. Which creature below is a Cuban aligator?
Looking for a lifeline? Abuela Maria has asked E several times what nationality he is. Frankly, the poor boy is confused. He usually says "Mexican" just to bask in her negative reaction, but the truth is, he recognizes the Mexican flag readily and not the American, and throwing French into the mix isn't helping the matter. When we were living in the airport about a month ago, someone asked him whether he spoke Spanish and he responded with, "Quoi?"
Our last day in USA, we spent swimming at my parents' place. Claire confidently taught herself how to swim, and she wasn't too bad, besides the coming up to breath part.
School started 2 days after we got home. Claire screamed, kicked her teacher, but got a "get out of jail free" card for the rest of the week when she got a nasty virus.
Poor Iris got it too and it landed her in the ER and then the hospital for over a day (the sodium levels in her blood were dangerously high). Below is a picture I took of her in the hospital.
This past weekend we took a quick trip to
Cuernavaca. First we visited the impressive cathedral which dates back to the16th century and was built to double as a fortress.
dealt with some rain
city center
Inside the Palacio de Cortes. Built by Hernán Cortés, it was finished in 1535 and housed him and his descendants for several centuries. It is one of the oldest European-style, civil constructions in the Americas.
Below, C & D are checking out a Diego Rivera mural.
Xochicalco
Can you tell how much I love David in this pic?
Iris contemplating the ball feild.
temple of the feathered serpant:
Elijah, the true scientist, collected worms
and weapons
While C reverently contemplated the Olmeca-Xicallanca site.
After a pleasant trip, we got back to a disaranged apartment. Several drawers were open. There was what looked like blood all over the counter (it was spilled water-purifying liquid). And the doorknob on the back door was broken. Now I can officailly say, "I HAVE EXPERIENCED MEXICO." It comes with a badge and a blackened heart. What a range of emotions: surprised, appauled, excited that I'm finally official, baffled, and then offended. We searched our belongings. Nothing gone. Not a peso--at least not of ours-- Karen had 500 pesos (under $50) stollen from her dresser. Yes, we are worthless human beings, with worthless belingings. Please, horrible men, you could have at least helped yourself to a fruit-by-the-foot; give a woman a little dignity! Or how about diaper ointment? Tempting?
Anyway, the mode of entrance into the building is a mystery, or as mysterious as corruption can be. They started at the top and moved their way down. By the time they got to our apartment, they had entered a few places and had already stollen several 1000s of $ of property--they opened a safe in one apartment and stole 4 golden coins and an expensive watch in another. Then they got to number 9. Come to think of it, I haven't counted the rotting lemons, one might defnintely be missing. After us, they entered an apartment where the deaf/mute maid was right at the door. They saw her, panicked, exited, and then tried to re-enter, but she had barred the door. They ran away and she couldn't notify the guard downstairs via phone for obvious reasons. We got home shortly after the excitement. Police came, congregated, and left. Thanks cops, always knew you had a knack for nothing. So, David went to the police office to file a report and was told to file online, besides, they said, Karen might have just misplaced that $. Finally someone influential in our building called someone else influential and 2 days later, several groups of "peritos" (once again I was tricked into thinking that detective dogs would be coming over--Perritos. Double "r," single "r," all the same to a gringa.) came and dusted our apartment for the fingerprints I had already cleaned away. Please people--am I really going to leave my house in dissaray for 2 days? Actually, I'll plead the 5th on that one.
So no evidence was found and my rotting lemon is forever gone.